probably old but i laughed first and then nearly cried.
ride a horse! 1200 pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs…
but riding bikes is still fun!
probably old but i laughed first and then nearly cried.
ride a horse! 1200 pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs…
but riding bikes is still fun!
that look is priceless "I'm gonna stare at her and find out how this fking book thing works…it's gotta be do-able"
tell me again how many people voted for this guy . . . . .
I think is hacked together. Im not even that stupid. The pictures would be upside down.
I think is hacked together. Im not even that stupid. The pictures would be upside down.
Yup, it is fake.
no kidding it's fake.
but not far fetched…
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
"i have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
"The future will be better tomorrow."
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."
"Public speaking is very easy."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
i can't help it. i find it funny.
edit. had to add one more that almost tops GW…
Quote:
Originally Posted by shrankman
Maybe members here don't like to be scabs on a POTENTIALLY unsafe shoot.
http://dictionary.reference.com/sear...[HTML_REMOVED]q=potentially
po[HTML_REMOVED]#183;ten[HTML_REMOVED]#183;tial Audio pronunciation of "potentially" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p-tnshl)
adj.
1. Capable of being but NOT yet in existence; latent: a potential problem.
ride a horse! 1200 pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs…
but riding bikes is still fun!
really funny when you put it in the contex of this ass clown commanding the world's most powerful aresenal.
Well, well I been movin' down to Florida.
And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game.
Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child.
And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.
i was just thinking the same..me and my girlfriend had a laugh but then i thought, wait a second, thats the same guy with all those weapons and being so stubborn keeping 130 000 people over there fighting. i mean it doesnt exactly take away from the comedy of the quotes, whether i laugh or not wont change the way bush is, but its sad when you stop and think
The smell is sublime
i was just thinking the same..me and my girlfriend had a laugh but then i thought, wait a second, thats the same guy with all those weapons and being so stubborn keeping 130 000 people over there fighting. i mean it doesnt exactly take away from the comedy of the quotes, whether i laugh or not wont change the way bush is, but its sad when you stop and think
If it makes you feel any better he's not calling any of the shots. He's just a guy thats been put on tv and given sheets of paper to read.
If he wasn't a Bush he'd be an outsourced, unemployed, factory worker.
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