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Beavers

Nov. 25, 2011, 11:39 a.m.
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:lol:

Nov. 25, 2011, 11:45 a.m.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hqklWJxUTo

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."
— Sigmund Freud

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Nov. 25, 2011, 12:24 p.m.
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there are some on top of Eagle mtn. in the ponds right where the road splits into two going to either the lake or west lookout.

Nov. 25, 2011, 12:43 p.m.
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I'd stay away from the manhattan clam chowder if I were you….nothing involving eating a clam should be that colour….

Manhattan sucks. Nope, it was creamy and the way god intended.

Nov. 25, 2011, 1:11 p.m.
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I'd stay away from the manhattan clam chowder if I were you….nothing involving eating a clam should be that colour….

I have heard it goes well with a side of Blue Waffle.

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Nov. 25, 2011, 1:57 p.m.
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there are some on top of Eagle mtn. in the ponds right where the road splits into two going to either the lake or west lookout.

Jeez, is that what I ran over recently? Made a horrible noise and it took forever to get the hair out of my rear derailleur and cassette.

I just yelled "show me your float-plane" to nobody in particular.
:announce:

Wrong. Always.

Nov. 25, 2011, 2:13 p.m.
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Of course, once you go to the location, you actually have to find the poo. In my experience, the best way to find poo is put on some new, expensive shoes and go out for a walk. You are 100% guaranteed end up with some on your shoes.

And once you find the poo, you will have to be 100% sure its beaver poo. You are probably best off asking a zoo, wildlife park or wild animal rescue to get you some. Tell them you are an importer/exporter (you can use the name Art Vandelay) and that beaver poo is considered a cure-all and aphrodisiac in Chinese traditional medicine and you need to fill out your first order, with many more to come, as there are over 1 billion of them out there.

Nov. 25, 2011, 2:40 p.m.
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Curse the animal that was responsible for what I had to pry/scrape/floss out of my spd cleats one fine summer day. And curse whatever it eats.

Wrong. Always.

Nov. 25, 2011, 2:42 p.m.
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If you do find a beaver pond, make sure you tickle the man in the boat.
For some reason, that often floods the beaver.

Nov. 25, 2011, 3:29 p.m.
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I have heard it goes well with a side of Blue Waffle.

mmmmm….blue waffle breakfast treats!

Loud Hubs Save Lives

Nov. 25, 2011, 4 p.m.
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Joined: Jan. 12, 2010

If in Calgary there's an easily accessed trail that 2 beavers have moved in on. Their pond actually straddles the trail.

Plenty of beaver poop to be had there if you're on the road.

Nov. 25, 2011, 4:29 p.m.
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synthesize beaver poop

Nov. 25, 2011, 8:56 p.m.
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Bout time we have a beaver thread

Nov. 25, 2011, 10:55 p.m.
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I'm to lazy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0LT-RZGXBc

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Nov. 26, 2011, 8:11 a.m.
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we were using a forestry road to acess a kayak run on the bowron river driving thru a beaver dam area to get to the take-out, as it got worse we told MOF their road was being screwed up so maybe they want to deal with the little fuckers before the road was totalled, MOF said they have no money so the road gets totally fucked/impassable when an 8 ft trench carves itself down the middle which MOF eventualy had to pay $$$ to fix … who knows what the politics of that were but there seemed to be no money for prevention but lots of money to build a new road

beavers will screw your shit up, apparently the way to fix your problems is to drive a 2-3" pipe with a charge in the end down into the middle of the dam, blow the Dam when its too late (right about now ) for the beavers to rebuild … problem solved

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