Bear! down town!
"Bicycling is a healthy and manly pursuit with much to recommend it, and, unlike other foolish crazes, it has not died out."
- The Daily Telegraph (1877)
This is Kent Brockman with a special report from the Channel 6 News
Copter. A large, bear-like animal, most likely a bear, has wandered
down from the hill in search of food or perhaps employment.