manLegolas would own Aaragorns king being ways. Legolas's people were immortal before Aaragorn was a dream in his mothers panties. Sad but true. Aaragorn is the king of men, but men ain't shit in LOTR.
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Aragorn vs. legolas
Legolas kicks ass, what could Aragorn do as legolas stands 200m away and shots him between the eyes. Gimili's beard is the strongest armour known to man though, so he has to win everytime. Plus he's a Scot :scotland: :lol:
'Nobody Tosses A Dwarf!' :lol: classic
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Originally posted by eeyun
manLegolas would own Aaragorns king being ways. Legolas's people were immortal before Aaragorn was a dream in his mothers panties. Sad but true. Aaragorn is the king of men, but men ain't shit in LOTR.
but legolas is still a youngin'. and "its the time of men"….or something like that. leg would still whoop him in a fight unless they were in close though.
i think guys like aragorn because he's masculine, and girls like legolas because peter jackson does and decided to turn him into a superhero
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Ummm i don;t know I have no idea who these people are., I am not into gay porn.
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this thread kicks ass :lol:
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legolas is the man, but then theres aragorn and gimli, and golum :eek:, too hard of a choice:(
gollum? are you on crack? ewww… he gives me the eeby-jeebies.
legolas kicks ass. he's got the long range weapon, and uses arrows as a short range melee/hand-to-hand weapon too. tres cool. and did you see the way he mounted that horse in TT? oops. did that come out wrong? :eek:
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Aragorn has issues. He's in love with the elf but eyeing the princess, men. (sorry can't remember the names)
Legolas knows where its at.
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If I was a chick I would think Aragorn would be the one. I mean Elves… sheesh.
Why do you think Arwen has the hots for Aragorn?… it's because Elves are sooooo righteous and good that the Elf men can't get it up. That's why you never see any elf children….cuz they aren't making any more.
At least Aragorn has what every horny elf girl wants and knows how to give it to her. Eowen knows this and wants a piece of that action so she hits on Aragorn every chance she gets.
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Originally posted by JdanS
**If I was a chick I would think Aragorn would be the one. I mean Elves… sheesh.Why do you think Arwen has the hots for Aragorn?… it's because Elves are sooooo righteous and good that the Elf men can't get it up. That's why you never see any elf children….cuz they aren't making any more.
At least Aragorn has what every horny elf girl wants and knows how to give it to her. Eowen knows this and wants a piece of that action so she hits on Aragorn every chance she gets. **
Ahahaha, I think you may be totally insane
Originally posted by JdanS
At least Aragorn has what every horny elf girl wants and knows how to give it to her. Eowen knows this and wants a piece of that action so she hits on Aragorn every chance she gets.
lol thats so funny :lol: aragorns way more of a man, but it was cool when legolas mounted the horse :lol: (seriosly:| )
Originally posted by Del
lol thats so funny :lol: aragorns way more of a man, but it was cool when legolas mounted the horse :lol: (seriosly:| )
NO SHIT MAN!! that was crazy he did a little flip spin deal to get on the horse, pimp factor x 10 if you ask me
Originally posted by Biking Fiend
NO SHIT MAN!! that was crazy he did a little flip spin deal to get on the horse, pimp factor x 10 if you ask me
:lol: yea Legolas' ratings just flew up when he did that, it kicked ass, he just walked up to it, and like held on and did that crazy ass flip thing. Legolas is the man. Aragorn has the balls though.
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