http://news.nationalpost.com/arts/its-berenstain-like-coffee-stain-or-jello-stain-one-berenstain-bears-author-rejects-parallel-universe-theory
After noticing that the name of a series of childrens books isnt spelled the way they remember, some Berenstain Bears readers are grappling with the notion that perhaps theyre living in parallel universe. Nudged along by a slew of tweets from rapper El-P, a years-old conspiracy theory reemerged this month claiming that history has been retroactively changed and the name has been switched from Berenstein to Berenstain. In an attempt to make sense of it all, the National Posts Jake Edmiston spoke with Michael Berenstain, the son of the late authors Stan and Jan Berenstain, who continues to write the Berenstain Bears books in their stead.
Q: So, first tell me how you pronounce your last name.
A: Its Ber-en-stain, like coffee stain or Jell-O stain or wine stain or whatever you want.
Q: And youre absolutely sure?
A: Is this going to be like a satirical interview or are we doing a straight interview?
Q: No. Sorry I was just kidding.
A: OK. OK. I kind of thought we were doing an interview where you were challenging whether I knew how to pronounce my own name.
Q: No, forgive me. So thats how you pronounce it. But this isnt the first time this has come up?
A: Well, actually the earliest I know about it is in my mother and fathers autobiography where my dad wrote a section about when he was in elementary school. His elementary school teacher said that his name was spelled incorrectly and that she was changing it to Berenstein, and that she wouldnt recognize the spelling of his name in her class because there was no such name. So it goes back pretty far, the issue. And when I was a kid growing up, nobody pronounced it correctly. I never even tried to get people to pronounce it correctly. They always said Berensteen or Bernstein or something. I never thought much about it at the time. I just figured that, you know, people pronounce things incorrectly, and thats just the way it is. Its not a new issue, its just a common phenomenon that happens to people with oddly spelled names.
Q: So how do you react to the thinking that the name was somehow changed?
A: People believe some really weird things. Of course, the question I come up with is: Well, does this include my grandparents birth certificates and things? Did the name change on them? On my fathers draft records from World War II, did it get changed there too? I mean, what happened here? Does my birth certificate, with the name spelled with an A, magically get changed in some alternate reality? No.
Q: So how did the Berenstain name come to be? Your website mentions that the spelling was an immigration officers attempt at phonetically spelling an accented version of the traditional Jewish name Bernstein'?
A: [My great-grandparents] were Ukrainian Jews who emigrated [to the U.S.] in the late 19th century, fleeing the pogroms and persecution of Jews in Ukraine at that time. And they pronounced the name with a Slavic-coloured pronunciation. They pronounced it something like Bernsheytn. The family tradition was simply that [Berenstain] was an attempt to phonetically spell that particular pronunciation of the name.
