Here's how it's done
Buy 4X4
Install lift kit and largest tires that will fit.
Install gun rack
Buy 12 gauge shotgun
Buy 48 cans of beer
Check around neighborhood for old discarded furniture, collect as much as you can and put it in the back of your new pickup.
Find a closed gravel road that heads away from population, ignore gates.
Drink 12 beer, load up shotgun and use the "no access" and "no motorized vehicles" signs as target practice.
Head up the road as far as you can go, it you get stuck, apply more pressure to your right foot. Dig big ruts, the next guy will think it's cool.
Once you've found a nice view point, drink 12 more beer, empty old furniture out of the back and light them on fire. Set up the 24 empty cans and use them for target practice. Drink 12 more beer.
After the fire is going good and the empty cans are spread around the viewpoint, head back down the road as fast as you can while drinking the remaining 12 beer. Shoot anything that moves, and anything else that might move. Arrive home, turn on some Nascar or Monster truck racing and brag about the wild day of 4X4ing with your buddies while you crack the whiskey bottle open.
At least that's how we did it back in the day.
The climb up Burke Mtn seems to be a training ground for this activity.