2012 Olympics: Bad opening ceremony, or the worst opening ceremony?

Daniel Craig FTW

You kids don't know shit about James Bond.

Peter Sellers by a mile.

No way. This casino royal was way better than Sellers', in story, action and acting.

No way. This casino royal was way better than Sellers', in story, action and acting.

Whatever, the new one was depressing and I hardly laughed at all.

Also, Orson -motherfucking- Welles!

While watching the opening ceremonies, the Queen was heard to remark; "Look at all these countries I used to own."

Closing ceremonies made up for the shitty opening ceremonies. That weird Batman thing seemed out of place, but I think it was a joke you'd have to have BBC to understand.

Sucks that Bowie wasn't there in person, but obviously not the organizer's call as they made as big a deal about him as they did Mercury and Lennon (they do know Bowie's not dead right?)

Repz for anyone who grows a George Michael beard 2.0.

When I got home from Whistler, this was the top status on my Facebook news feed:

God these closing ceremonies make me want to claw my eyes out. Like what is happening. It was a bunch of crazy people with body paint, walking like they have a disease, then some music. Then a bunch of skinny bitches who literally got wheeled onto the stage just so they could stand there and say, "HEY! WE EXIST!" seriously Britain? I figured that by the third time you hosted the olympics you would at least sort of be good at it. Now there's a pirate ship on stage, because of how relevant it is to the olympics. What's next, a bunch of dude dressed like giant chickens doing the chicken dance? I'm mad bro.

Bring back the giant beavers!

that would be hard running around in a canoe.

ray davis still has a great voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCM5iRz088

Bring back the giant beavers!

and the endless focus on native Canadians.