1 cup water 4 large eggs
1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup nuts
1 cup sugar 2 cup dried fruit
1 tsp. salt 1 cup butter
1 cup brown sugar 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
test the Cuervo to check quality
take a large bowl…check the Cuervo again to be sure it is the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink.
turn on electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in large fluffy bowl.
add 1 tsp. sugar…beat again.
at this point its best make sure the Cuervo is still OK…try another cup…just in case.
turn off the mixer thingy.
break 2 leggs and add to bowl and chuck in 1 cup of dried fruit.
pick the friggin fruit off the floor…mix on the turner.
if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry loose with a drewscriver.
sample the Cuervo to check tonsistencity.
next sift 2 cups of salt…or something…who giveshz a sheet.
check the Cose Juervo again.
now sift the lemon juice and check your nuts
add one table…add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.
greash the oven.
turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall in.
don't forget to beat off the turner.
finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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