The name of your bike violates your pornography definition:
Definition of PORNOGRAPHY
1
: the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitementYou have a sexual act written on your bicycle.
Who's the one with higher morals now?? lol
:???: How does "Cove Shocker" fit the definition of pornography?
Edit: Nevermind I Googled the "definition." You must have a dirty mind to get excited by that :lol: