Big Brother and the Green trail are open, as is the trail from the alpine lodge to the bottom of the Hawk chair. It's a re-route through the village and it's pretty shitty. Big Brother is still kinda fun but the berms are punched out quite badly in places, and it has the signature Washington random lips on jumps (some throw you forward, some kick you up, and some don't even exist). The green trail is really easy and needs to have some more little tables or wall rides or something to make it at least reasonably interesting. It's currently the only way to get from the Hawk to the alpine lodge, and parts of it are a muddy disaster.
Wizard is open and is in pretty good shape except for a few muddy patches, I just need to find the testicular fortitude to hit the gap stepdown/drop near the top and then it should flow nicely. Back in Black is also open and seems to be the most buffed of all of the trails. The trail crews today were working on the 4x track, and Bearclaw's course is starting to shape up in the trees.
Evil Eye (one of my favs), Time Warp, Hustler, MMT, etc are all still completely covered in a few feet of snow (more in some places). A lot of the structures are damaged from the snow (including the drops by the bottom of the Hawk and the satellite dish at mid-mountain), so no telling how long those trails will be until they are open. Nothing is running off the Eagle chair right now and it doesn't look like much will be opening soon because of the amount of snow up there. Who knows, this is just from me looking up the mountain from the lodge, the view from the Eagle (running for hikers) might show a more accurate picture of that side of the mountain.
Muddy day at Washboard, but still fun.
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