Damn, I wish your most recent article came out a few years ago. There's a lot of people out there with a just incredible amount of money and I live about four blocks from the store. I am certain a few people would have taken me up on the "50 dollar after hour service" over the pandemic. A missed opportunity!
"And somewhere, sometime soon, some bike mechanic (hopefully not me, but I'm far from perfect) is going to be a proper jerk to someone. And it's not because they're mean, or caustic, or disrespectful (though that's my favourite thing I've been called), or rude, or ill tempered, or in the wrong line of work, or whatever. Bikes and people can be a properly frustrating combination..."
I enjoy this. Bike mechanics have funny relationships with some people in the spring, don't they. The people who really need something from the mechanic, really want the mechanic to give them what they need, are the sole barrier to getting them what they want. But my God does that get some people's hackles up. Its a weird duality, where they're ready to pick a fight with you and also really need you more than ever. And sometimes these same people are totally sane the rest of the year.
Buddy, it's not that complicated. We take bribes.