Contributions by Dave Tolnai

"I think we need an 'Enduro' Charter of Rights and Freedoms where everybody who swings a leg over an 'Enduro' bike agrees to not look stupid..."

Uncle Dave wants a week without scandal…

Dave was ready for this question - so be ready to feel the brunt of Dave's disinterested rage...

Our hero calls this "The Worst Uncle Dave Instalment" largely because it contains useful information...

"Since then my friend has locked up his back brake and tried to wreck every corner he goes into..."

"I mean, the anal retentive, bike obsessive is one type of idiot - and he's your type of idiot right now..."

Uncle Dave faces off against the entire internet in a battle of wits and logic - and Uncle Dave is the judge...

"The most important product for the sport this millennium...neh ever!...is the advent of readily available..."

“You remember the story of that guy that traded a paperclip for a house?”

"Plus, isn't it kinda rude?... I mean if some (expletive deleted) tailgates me in my car, I don't like it..."

"Please explain that the bike industry knows what they're doing and I'm just not smart enough to understand..."

"Paying thousands of dollars for a bicycle to ride in the woods is about as far from logical as one can get..."

"There was a hint of what inspired them in their new creation, but just a hint..."

"Old age occurs when you stop buying new equipment to improve and you start buying new equipment to mask how old and slow you are..."

"Short of hanging out at the trailhead each and every Friday evening, pleading with hoards of drunk people..."

"Should I give up hope and focus on things I am good at , things that require no innate physical gifts… like beard growing or checkers..."

Uncle Dave moves into Team Robot's territory this week...

A Shaun Palm show n' shine –The American Flag Edition 2.0

Looks like a Jackalope.

We strive to answer your questions but that doesn’t mean we always fully understand them

I’m pretty happy if I get home from a ride without bruising or numbness in my testicles.

"Deny any problem, make no changes, continue to stress that this is the best product ever…"

“THIS IS AN AWESOME BICYCLE. It just needs a few things to get there.”

Wear some kind of strange piece of clothing and then pretend that you’re from Eastern Europe...