Hahah great writing as always. Love that you take a topic I can relate to, and might summarize as:
“I love this sport but not sure everything new is progress. I’m worried about Ebikes, don’t love flow trails, and I’m afraid of steep lips.”
And elaborate into:
“They mutate and evolve. In the blink of an eye, they are building lips and landings, clamoring for catch berms, stacking rock walls, brazenly GEO-ENGINEERING THE ENTIRETY OF BENTONVILLE ARKANSAS and calling it progress! Just like in War Of The Worlds when the Martians start altering the atmosphere of the planet to make it more breathable to them. Looming Threat, all over again…
Then they start adding motors to their bikes!”
Hahahaha, excellent!
March 10, 2023, 7:41 a.m. - ackshunW
Hahah great writing as always. Love that you take a topic I can relate to, and might summarize as: “I love this sport but not sure everything new is progress. I’m worried about Ebikes, don’t love flow trails, and I’m afraid of steep lips.” And elaborate into: “They mutate and evolve. In the blink of an eye, they are building lips and landings, clamoring for catch berms, stacking rock walls, brazenly GEO-ENGINEERING THE ENTIRETY OF BENTONVILLE ARKANSAS and calling it progress! Just like in War Of The Worlds when the Martians start altering the atmosphere of the planet to make it more breathable to them. Looming Threat, all over again… Then they start adding motors to their bikes!” Hahahaha, excellent!