A plucky band of misfits converges upon a sleepy Kansas town in show of drop bar solidarity, unaware they are carrying the seeds of contagion. Before the sleepy town has a chance to react, the plucky band's numbers have swollen to the tens of thousands, gigantic faceless corporations are maneuvering behind the scenes for control of the situation even as it explodes in popularity. At first, nothing seems amiss aside from Elmer having to wait a real long time to go feed his cattle and some missed orders at the only coffee shop in town. But soon enough, there are scandals, heroes, villains (fuck, let's throw in some crimes of passion too), as the small town is buried in a tsunami of 45c tires... Nobody is immune. Roll credits.
March 10, 2023, 6:51 a.m. - Mike Ferrentino
A plucky band of misfits converges upon a sleepy Kansas town in show of drop bar solidarity, unaware they are carrying the seeds of contagion. Before the sleepy town has a chance to react, the plucky band's numbers have swollen to the tens of thousands, gigantic faceless corporations are maneuvering behind the scenes for control of the situation even as it explodes in popularity. At first, nothing seems amiss aside from Elmer having to wait a real long time to go feed his cattle and some missed orders at the only coffee shop in town. But soon enough, there are scandals, heroes, villains (fuck, let's throw in some crimes of passion too), as the small town is buried in a tsunami of 45c tires... Nobody is immune. Roll credits.