Strategically-placed water coolers along the trails FTW.
Refilled by government employees rappelling down from $30 million twin-turbine helicopters.
Water bottle bosses (barnacles) B-Gon.
Done and done.
Those who don’t like using the refill stations will be issued a tax refund (each user-drinker will have to scan the bar code on hem’s “hydration card”).
No way will non-thirsty shredders be subsidizing parched grinders.
July 21, 2022, 9:39 a.m. - Larrabee
Strategically-placed water coolers along the trails FTW. Refilled by government employees rappelling down from $30 million twin-turbine helicopters. Water bottle bosses (barnacles) B-Gon. Done and done. Those who don’t like using the refill stations will be issued a tax refund (each user-drinker will have to scan the bar code on hem’s “hydration card”). No way will non-thirsty shredders be subsidizing parched grinders.