"it also comes with a built-in valve core remover (these are less ubiquitous but frankly more useful than having bottle openers fashioned onto everything you own)"
thank you for writing that, such bottle openers are just an example of conspicuous consumption
it should be a matter of dude pride to be able to open any bottle with any object on hand (the weirder the more impressive)
Dec. 2, 2021, 9:07 p.m. - taprider
"it also comes with a built-in valve core remover (these are less ubiquitous but frankly more useful than having bottle openers fashioned onto everything you own)" thank you for writing that, such bottle openers are just an example of conspicuous consumption it should be a matter of dude pride to be able to open any bottle with any object on hand (the weirder the more impressive)