Mountain bikers are the [Goth kids](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Goth_Kids)*; everything has to fit in and look right. And its black, or plaid. But remember, we're edgy and cool and its not a uniform.
Ride whatever bars you want, and just hit anyone who makes fun of them on the head with said bars.
*watch Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers to really understand how NSMB.com readers are probably goth kids, view enduro-bros as the vamp kids, and then there's all the new emo-kids who started riding recently, and shop at Hot Topic.
Sept. 16, 2020, 8:04 a.m. - Cooper Quinn
Mountain bikers are the [Goth kids](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Goth_Kids)*; everything has to fit in and look right. And its black, or plaid. But remember, we're edgy and cool and its not a uniform. Ride whatever bars you want, and just hit anyone who makes fun of them on the head with said bars. *watch Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers to really understand how NSMB.com readers are probably goth kids, view enduro-bros as the vamp kids, and then there's all the new emo-kids who started riding recently, and shop at Hot Topic.