June 22, 2016, 2:33 p.m. -
A.S.P.L. Representative
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Jab retracted, my friend! Birkenstocks are on the approved list of A.S.P.L.
foot coverings, alongside the Croc's close cousin, the Vibram toe shoe.
May your shins remain forever breezy, while your kneecaps caress their
synthetic sconces.
Godspeed!
June 22, 2016, 2:33 p.m. - A.S.P.L. Representative
#!markdown Jab retracted, my friend! Birkenstocks are on the approved list of A.S.P.L. foot coverings, alongside the Croc's close cousin, the Vibram toe shoe. May your shins remain forever breezy, while your kneecaps caress their synthetic sconces. Godspeed!