If I Really had to pick, it would be number five. Mostly because it's really trying its f'ing hardest to be a motorcycle without actually having to be called a motorcycle. And because it has a beautiful Emerald and a Fatbar strapped to the front, and I feel sorry for DVO and Renthal for having their products bolted onto this steaming heap of failed ambitions. DVO, if your out there, I'm having a drink on your behalf to help wash this away from all the nightmares it is sure to spawn.
April 21, 2017, 2:20 p.m. - Metacomet
If I Really had to pick, it would be number five. Mostly because it's really trying its f'ing hardest to be a motorcycle without actually having to be called a motorcycle. And because it has a beautiful Emerald and a Fatbar strapped to the front, and I feel sorry for DVO and Renthal for having their products bolted onto this steaming heap of failed ambitions. DVO, if your out there, I'm having a drink on your behalf to help wash this away from all the nightmares it is sure to spawn.