Ask Uncle Dave – Breaking Bikes
"Deny any problem, make no changes, continue to stress that this is the best product ever…"
Ask Uncle Dave #7
"Nobody is forcing you to buy the new standard? If anybody ever says this to you, punch them right in the balls..."
Ask Uncle Dave – Bring It
Wear some kind of strange piece of clothing and then pretend that you’re from Eastern Europe...
Ask Uncle Dave – E-Road Rage
"Like a George W. Bush era terrorist, they hate your freedom. Really, you’re just asking for it..."
Ask Uncle Dave – “I’m forked”
"What you've come up with is actually a pretty fantastic little idea, depending on a few things..."
Ask Uncle Dave
"What you're suffering from is a tremendously common affliction within the mountain biking community known as Trailside Inadequacy Syndrome."