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Rap Battle: Mountain Biker vs. Road Biker

The tension between mountain bikers and road bikers has come to a head. The only way to settle this is with a rap battle.

Produced by NSMB.com


Who won? Leave your decision below…

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penni-marlow
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Mountain biker….no wait, the Roadie….wait…mtber had some fantastic points…but the roadie does too…..its a tie…lol..I have both bikes….so im just as confused…lol

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shirtan-pantz
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Is that a young Alex Burrows?

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satanicus
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Hate to say it- road biker- balls of carbon- classic!

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remy
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road biker!!

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gasper-krajnc
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mountain biker(downhill the best!!!!) 😀

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jacob-svetlik
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Mountian Biker all the way.The mountain Biker's rhymes were better and as someone who both mountain bikes and city bikes I have to assume the man who preferred city biking is a wuss.

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jadito
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please, i need the lyrics. i dont understand very well what they say cause i am from spain

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harry
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'check out that bulge' only there cos he is talkin to the mountain biker

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jake
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Cyclocross, bitches!

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spyros
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MTB

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ottaviano-augusto-costa
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The Road biker of course

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liam
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mtb forever

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4orust
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The biker won!

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nathan-turi-mullett
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Yes it is sweat because it is slow-mo

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phil-avery
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I'd ENDURO your mom!

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jstoner
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Being more of a mtbr, I begrudgingly say that the roadie won. The mtbr had balls of steel , but the roadies were carbon! How can you beat that? 😀

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patrice-halley
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Good stuff, winners are losers anyway, the essential is to be active whatever way as long as it fits your balls, carbon or titanium, trapped a baggy shorts or lycra and yes I know girls who have both and they can kick the boy's anytime.

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trichica-mamaw
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I think the mountain biker won. (I ride a tri bike and a road bike but am a wanna be mountain biker) Now you need to do a triathlete/roadie one!

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gra
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Why was roadie's helmet fit so poorly?
Carbon balls won.

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allenink
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"I'd enduro your mom" FTW.

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stampers
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Yes…

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kai-farrow
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mtb ftw

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kyle-muggridge
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No road bikes gay that's the end of it. they piss everyone off because they're so damn entitled.

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brazelephantman
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they piss people off because they ARE entitled……? you've missed a word out trying to say what you mean there.

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kasha-beauchamp
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LOL! I'm going to have to vote roadie. I honestly ride both but the roadie seemed to have more relevant doss's and comebacks… balls of carbon, haha!

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videx-svetin
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mountain biker…al the way really

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night-train
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I love em both. As the song says "Loving both of you is breaking all the rule". I also love how my legs feel after shaving. Great video,it's a draw!

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robert
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Mountain biker of course!

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phil-martin
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Brilliant - dead heat as pedal power rocks the podium all ends up!

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rickybobby4410
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What about track riding?

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funny
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Everyone wins, that was way funnier than I thought it was going to be. Good stuff!

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kenb321
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Road biker with the "I saved a few grams, cuz mine are made of carbon" line.

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ian-bongard
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cuse he is a weight wennie

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fresh-bag-of-coffee
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Why isn't cyclcocross represented? They'd be like the Beastie Boys of this battle.

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canberk-sen
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but what about xc's?

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scotch
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the roadie lost before he started, can't move is skinny ass off to the shoulder he should just park it and stay home

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racin
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road biker

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ben-gill
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Mountain biker

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sonlam
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Mountain bike!!! Screw hairless men and tights

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glen-gamboa
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Mountain biker, even some roadies have taken their bikes to the dirt. And, I'll ride my endure bike to work and hit up some trails on the way home, thanks.

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glen-gamboa
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*enduro

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darren-leslie
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If we don't realise we are all brothers & sisters together, only the car drivers & trail hikers will win 🙂

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mpa
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It's not about winning or losing with the drivers and hikers. That's exactly the type of "us vs. them" posture that creates and perpetuates an acrimonious relationship between us and them. I used to have that mentality and unpleasant things occurred (I know, big surprise), but since changing my attitude to just being respectful and mindful (and simply being a cool cyclist, not some "me" vs. "you" jerky cyclist, I rarely have encounters anymore).

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bradless
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exactly

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dirtburp
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THAT BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS A MIRROR OF HOW YOU THINK. ITS A UNIVERSAL LAW.

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darren-leslie
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Good point, I fully agree. Enjoy yourself and be respectful and considerate of all we encounter 🙂

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amliesimard
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The mountain biker, all the way

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austin-larson
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The road biker had better insults.

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