Rap Battle: Mountain Biker vs. Road Biker
The tension between mountain bikers and road bikers has come to a head. The only way to settle this is with a rap battle.
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Who won? Leave your decision below…
The tension between mountain bikers and road bikers has come to a head. The only way to settle this is with a rap battle.
Produced by NSMB.com
Who won? Leave your decision below…
Comments
Penni Marlow - Jan. 9, 2015, 7:55 a.m.
Mountain biker….no wait, the Roadie….wait…mtber had some fantastic points…but the roadie does too…..its a tie…lol..I have both bikes….so im just as confused…lol
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Shirtan Pantz - Jan. 7, 2015, 8:08 p.m.
Is that a young Alex Burrows?
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Satanicus - Oct. 20, 2014, 11:11 p.m.
Hate to say it- road biker- balls of carbon- classic!
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Rémy - July 31, 2014, 3:20 p.m.
road biker!!
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Gašper Krajnc - June 27, 2014, 12:33 a.m.
mountain biker(downhill the best!!!!) 😀
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Jacob Svetlik - June 17, 2014, 9:54 a.m.
Mountian Biker all the way.The mountain Biker's rhymes were better and as someone who both mountain bikes and city bikes I have to assume the man who preferred city biking is a wuss.
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jadito - June 17, 2014, 6:32 a.m.
please, i need the lyrics. i dont understand very well what they say cause i am from spain
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harry - June 13, 2014, 4:58 p.m.
'check out that bulge' only there cos he is talkin to the mountain biker
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Jake - June 13, 2014, 12:52 p.m.
Cyclocross, bitches!
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Spyros - June 13, 2014, 11:26 a.m.
MTB
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Ottaviano Augusto Costa - June 13, 2014, 5:45 a.m.
The Road biker of course
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liam - June 12, 2014, 9:15 p.m.
mtb forever
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4orust - June 12, 2014, 8:24 p.m.
The biker won!
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Nathan Turi-Mullett - June 12, 2014, 5:28 p.m.
Yes it is sweat because it is slow-mo
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Phil Avery - June 12, 2014, 4:13 p.m.
I'd ENDURO your mom!
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Jstoner - June 12, 2014, 4:07 p.m.
Being more of a mtbr, I begrudgingly say that the roadie won. The mtbr had balls of steel , but the roadies were carbon! How can you beat that? 😀
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Patrice Halley - June 12, 2014, 3:19 p.m.
Good stuff, winners are losers anyway, the essential is to be active whatever way as long as it fits your balls, carbon or titanium, trapped a baggy shorts or lycra and yes I know girls who have both and they can kick the boy's anytime.
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trichica mamaw - June 12, 2014, 1:59 p.m.
I think the mountain biker won. (I ride a tri bike and a road bike but am a wanna be mountain biker) Now you need to do a triathlete/roadie one!
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Gra - June 12, 2014, 11:36 a.m.
Why was roadie's helmet fit so poorly?
Carbon balls won.
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allenink - June 12, 2014, 11:19 a.m.
"I'd enduro your mom" FTW.
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stampers - June 12, 2014, 2:51 p.m.
Yes…
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Kai Farrow - June 12, 2014, 10:19 a.m.
mtb ftw
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Kyle Muggridge - June 12, 2014, 9:11 a.m.
No road bikes gay that's the end of it. they piss everyone off because they're so damn entitled.
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brazelephantman - June 13, 2014, 10:06 a.m.
they piss people off because they ARE entitled……? you've missed a word out trying to say what you mean there.
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Kasha Beauchamp - June 12, 2014, 8:17 a.m.
LOL! I'm going to have to vote roadie. I honestly ride both but the roadie seemed to have more relevant doss's and comebacks… balls of carbon, haha!
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Videx Svetin - June 12, 2014, 7:58 a.m.
mountain biker…al the way really
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Night Train - June 12, 2014, 7:55 a.m.
I love em both. As the song says "Loving both of you is breaking all the rule". I also love how my legs feel after shaving. Great video,it's a draw!
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robert - June 12, 2014, 7:14 a.m.
Mountain biker of course!
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Phil Martin - June 12, 2014, 7:08 a.m.
Brilliant - dead heat as pedal power rocks the podium all ends up!
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Rickybobby4410 - June 12, 2014, 6:50 a.m.
What about track riding?
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funny - June 12, 2014, 6:12 a.m.
Everyone wins, that was way funnier than I thought it was going to be. Good stuff!
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Kenb321 - June 12, 2014, 5:26 a.m.
Road biker with the "I saved a few grams, cuz mine are made of carbon" line.
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Ian Bongard - June 12, 2014, 8:31 a.m.
cuse he is a weight wennie
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Fresh bag of coffee - June 12, 2014, 4:01 a.m.
Why isn't cyclcocross represented? They'd be like the Beastie Boys of this battle.
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Canberk Şen - June 12, 2014, 12:35 a.m.
but what about xc's?
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scotch - June 12, 2014, 12:04 a.m.
the roadie lost before he started, can't move is skinny ass off to the shoulder he should just park it and stay home
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Racin - June 11, 2014, 10:33 p.m.
road biker
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Ben Gill - June 11, 2014, 10:21 p.m.
Mountain biker
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Sonlam - June 11, 2014, 10:11 p.m.
Mountain bike!!! Screw hairless men and tights
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Glen Gamboa - June 11, 2014, 8:45 p.m.
Mountain biker, even some roadies have taken their bikes to the dirt. And, I'll ride my endure bike to work and hit up some trails on the way home, thanks.
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Glen Gamboa - June 11, 2014, 8:48 p.m.
*enduro
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Darren Leslie - June 11, 2014, 8:44 p.m.
If we don't realise we are all brothers & sisters together, only the car drivers & trail hikers will win 🙂
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MPA - June 13, 2014, 12:40 a.m.
It's not about winning or losing with the drivers and hikers. That's exactly the type of "us vs. them" posture that creates and perpetuates an acrimonious relationship between us and them. I used to have that mentality and unpleasant things occurred (I know, big surprise), but since changing my attitude to just being respectful and mindful (and simply being a cool cyclist, not some "me" vs. "you" jerky cyclist, I rarely have encounters anymore).
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bradless - June 13, 2014, 10:38 a.m.
exactly
DIRTBURP - June 13, 2014, 6:33 p.m.
THAT BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS A MIRROR OF HOW YOU THINK. ITS A UNIVERSAL LAW.
Darren Leslie - June 13, 2014, 9:11 p.m.
Good point, I fully agree. Enjoy yourself and be respectful and considerate of all we encounter 🙂
Amliesimard - June 11, 2014, 7:05 p.m.
The mountain biker, all the way
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Austin Larson - June 11, 2014, 6:40 p.m.
The road biker had better insults.
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