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Rap Battle: Mountain Biker vs. Road Biker

Date Jun 11, 2014

The tension between mountain bikers and road bikers has come to a head. The only way to settle this is with a rap battle.

Produced by NSMB.com


Who won? Leave your decision below…

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penni-marlow
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Penni Marlow  - Jan. 9, 2015, 7:55 a.m.

Mountain biker….no wait, the Roadie….wait…mtber had some fantastic points…but the roadie does too…..its a tie…lol..I have both bikes….so im just as confused…lol

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shirtan-pantz
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Shirtan Pantz  - Jan. 7, 2015, 8:08 p.m.

Is that a young Alex Burrows?

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satanicus
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Satanicus  - Oct. 20, 2014, 11:11 p.m.

Hate to say it- road biker- balls of carbon- classic!

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remy
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Rémy  - July 31, 2014, 3:20 p.m.

road biker!!

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gasper-krajnc
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Gašper Krajnc  - June 27, 2014, 12:33 a.m.

mountain biker(downhill the best!!!!) 😀

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jacob-svetlik
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Jacob Svetlik  - June 17, 2014, 9:54 a.m.

Mountian Biker all the way.The mountain Biker's rhymes were better and as someone who both mountain bikes and city bikes I have to assume the man who preferred city biking is a wuss.

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jadito
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jadito  - June 17, 2014, 6:32 a.m.

please, i need the lyrics. i dont understand very well what they say cause i am from spain

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harry
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harry  - June 13, 2014, 4:58 p.m.

'check out that bulge' only there cos he is talkin to the mountain biker

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jake
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Jake  - June 13, 2014, 12:52 p.m.

Cyclocross, bitches!

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spyros
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Spyros  - June 13, 2014, 11:26 a.m.

MTB

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ottaviano-augusto-costa
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Ottaviano Augusto Costa  - June 13, 2014, 5:45 a.m.

The Road biker of course

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liam
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liam  - June 12, 2014, 9:15 p.m.

mtb forever

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4orust
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4orust  - June 12, 2014, 8:24 p.m.

The biker won!

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nathan-turi-mullett
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Nathan Turi-Mullett  - June 12, 2014, 5:28 p.m.

Yes it is sweat because it is slow-mo

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phil-avery
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Phil Avery  - June 12, 2014, 4:13 p.m.

I'd ENDURO your mom!

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jstoner
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Jstoner  - June 12, 2014, 4:07 p.m.

Being more of a mtbr, I begrudgingly say that the roadie won. The mtbr had balls of steel , but the roadies were carbon! How can you beat that? 😀

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patrice-halley
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Patrice Halley  - June 12, 2014, 3:19 p.m.

Good stuff, winners are losers anyway, the essential is to be active whatever way as long as it fits your balls, carbon or titanium, trapped a baggy shorts or lycra and yes I know girls who have both and they can kick the boy's anytime.

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trichica-mamaw
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trichica mamaw  - June 12, 2014, 1:59 p.m.

I think the mountain biker won. (I ride a tri bike and a road bike but am a wanna be mountain biker) Now you need to do a triathlete/roadie one!

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gra
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Gra  - June 12, 2014, 11:36 a.m.

Why was roadie's helmet fit so poorly?
Carbon balls won.

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allenink
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allenink  - June 12, 2014, 11:19 a.m.

"I'd enduro your mom" FTW.

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stampers
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stampers  - June 12, 2014, 2:51 p.m.

Yes…

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kai-farrow
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Kai Farrow  - June 12, 2014, 10:19 a.m.

mtb ftw

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kyle-muggridge
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Kyle Muggridge  - June 12, 2014, 9:11 a.m.

No road bikes gay that's the end of it. they piss everyone off because they're so damn entitled.

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brazelephantman
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brazelephantman  - June 13, 2014, 10:06 a.m.

they piss people off because they ARE entitled……? you've missed a word out trying to say what you mean there.

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kasha-beauchamp
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Kasha Beauchamp  - June 12, 2014, 8:17 a.m.

LOL! I'm going to have to vote roadie. I honestly ride both but the roadie seemed to have more relevant doss's and comebacks… balls of carbon, haha!

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videx-svetin
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Videx Svetin  - June 12, 2014, 7:58 a.m.

mountain biker…al the way really

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night-train
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Night Train  - June 12, 2014, 7:55 a.m.

I love em both. As the song says "Loving both of you is breaking all the rule". I also love how my legs feel after shaving. Great video,it's a draw!

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robert
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robert  - June 12, 2014, 7:14 a.m.

Mountain biker of course!

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phil-martin
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Phil Martin  - June 12, 2014, 7:08 a.m.

Brilliant - dead heat as pedal power rocks the podium all ends up!

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rickybobby4410
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Rickybobby4410  - June 12, 2014, 6:50 a.m.

What about track riding?

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funny
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funny  - June 12, 2014, 6:12 a.m.

Everyone wins, that was way funnier than I thought it was going to be. Good stuff!

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kenb321
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Kenb321  - June 12, 2014, 5:26 a.m.

Road biker with the "I saved a few grams, cuz mine are made of carbon" line.

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ian-bongard
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Ian Bongard  - June 12, 2014, 8:31 a.m.

cuse he is a weight wennie

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fresh-bag-of-coffee
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Fresh bag of coffee  - June 12, 2014, 4:01 a.m.

Why isn't cyclcocross represented? They'd be like the Beastie Boys of this battle.

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canberk-sen
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Canberk Şen  - June 12, 2014, 12:35 a.m.

but what about xc's?

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scotch
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scotch  - June 12, 2014, 12:04 a.m.

the roadie lost before he started, can't move is skinny ass off to the shoulder he should just park it and stay home

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racin
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Racin  - June 11, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

road biker

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ben-gill
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Ben Gill  - June 11, 2014, 10:21 p.m.

Mountain biker

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sonlam
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Sonlam  - June 11, 2014, 10:11 p.m.

Mountain bike!!! Screw hairless men and tights

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glen-gamboa
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Glen Gamboa  - June 11, 2014, 8:45 p.m.

Mountain biker, even some roadies have taken their bikes to the dirt. And, I'll ride my endure bike to work and hit up some trails on the way home, thanks.

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glen-gamboa
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Glen Gamboa  - June 11, 2014, 8:48 p.m.

*enduro

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darren-leslie
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Darren Leslie  - June 11, 2014, 8:44 p.m.

If we don't realise we are all brothers & sisters together, only the car drivers & trail hikers will win 🙂

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mpa
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MPA  - June 13, 2014, 12:40 a.m.

It's not about winning or losing with the drivers and hikers. That's exactly the type of "us vs. them" posture that creates and perpetuates an acrimonious relationship between us and them. I used to have that mentality and unpleasant things occurred (I know, big surprise), but since changing my attitude to just being respectful and mindful (and simply being a cool cyclist, not some "me" vs. "you" jerky cyclist, I rarely have encounters anymore).

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bradless
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bradless  - June 13, 2014, 10:38 a.m.

exactly

dirtburp
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DIRTBURP  - June 13, 2014, 6:33 p.m.

THAT BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS A MIRROR OF HOW YOU THINK. ITS A UNIVERSAL LAW.

darren-leslie
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Darren Leslie  - June 13, 2014, 9:11 p.m.

Good point, I fully agree. Enjoy yourself and be respectful and considerate of all we encounter 🙂

amliesimard
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Amliesimard  - June 11, 2014, 7:05 p.m.

The mountain biker, all the way

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austin-larson
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Austin Larson  - June 11, 2014, 6:40 p.m.

The road biker had better insults.

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