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Rap Battle: Mountain Biker vs. Road Biker

Date Jun 11, 2014

The tension between mountain bikers and road bikers has come to a head. The only way to settle this is with a rap battle.

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Who won? Leave your decision below…

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Jan. 9, 2015, 7:55 a.m. -  Penni Marlow

Mountain biker….no wait, the Roadie….wait…mtber had some fantastic points…but the roadie does too…..its a tie…lol..I have both bikes….so im just as confused…lol

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Jan. 7, 2015, 8:08 p.m. -  Shirtan Pantz

Is that a young Alex Burrows?

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Oct. 20, 2014, 11:11 p.m. -  Satanicus

Hate to say it- road biker- balls of carbon- classic!

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July 31, 2014, 3:20 p.m. -  Rémy

road biker!!

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June 27, 2014, 12:33 a.m. -  Gašper Krajnc

mountain biker(downhill the best!!!!) 😀

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June 17, 2014, 9:54 a.m. -  Jacob Svetlik

Mountian Biker all the way.The mountain Biker's rhymes were better and as someone who both mountain bikes and city bikes I have to assume the man who preferred city biking is a wuss.

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June 17, 2014, 6:32 a.m. -  jadito

please, i need the lyrics. i dont understand very well what they say cause i am from spain

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June 13, 2014, 4:58 p.m. -  harry

'check out that bulge' only there cos he is talkin to the mountain biker

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June 13, 2014, 12:52 p.m. -  Jake

Cyclocross, bitches!

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June 13, 2014, 11:26 a.m. -  Spyros

MTB

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June 13, 2014, 5:45 a.m. -  Ottaviano Augusto Costa

The Road biker of course

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June 12, 2014, 9:15 p.m. -  liam

mtb forever

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June 12, 2014, 8:24 p.m. -  4orust

The biker won!

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June 12, 2014, 5:28 p.m. -  Nathan Turi-Mullett

Yes it is sweat because it is slow-mo

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June 12, 2014, 4:13 p.m. -  Phil Avery

I'd ENDURO your mom!

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June 12, 2014, 4:07 p.m. -  Jstoner

Being more of a mtbr, I begrudgingly say that the roadie won. The mtbr had balls of steel , but the roadies were carbon! How can you beat that? 😀

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June 12, 2014, 3:19 p.m. -  Patrice Halley

Good stuff, winners are losers anyway, the essential is to be active whatever way as long as it fits your balls, carbon or titanium, trapped a baggy shorts or lycra and yes I know girls who have both and they can kick the boy's anytime.

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June 12, 2014, 1:59 p.m. -  trichica mamaw

I think the mountain biker won. (I ride a tri bike and a road bike but am a wanna be mountain biker) Now you need to do a triathlete/roadie one!

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June 12, 2014, 11:36 a.m. -  Gra

Why was roadie's helmet fit so poorly?
Carbon balls won.

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June 12, 2014, 11:19 a.m. -  allenink

"I'd enduro your mom" FTW.

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June 12, 2014, 2:51 p.m. -  stampers

Yes…

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June 12, 2014, 10:19 a.m. -  Kai Farrow

mtb ftw

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June 12, 2014, 9:11 a.m. -  Kyle Muggridge

No road bikes gay that's the end of it. they piss everyone off because they're so damn entitled.

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June 13, 2014, 10:06 a.m. -  brazelephantman

they piss people off because they ARE entitled……? you've missed a word out trying to say what you mean there.

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June 12, 2014, 8:17 a.m. -  Kasha Beauchamp

LOL! I'm going to have to vote roadie. I honestly ride both but the roadie seemed to have more relevant doss's and comebacks… balls of carbon, haha!

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June 12, 2014, 7:58 a.m. -  Videx Svetin

mountain biker…al the way really

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June 12, 2014, 7:55 a.m. -  Night Train

I love em both. As the song says "Loving both of you is breaking all the rule". I also love how my legs feel after shaving. Great video,it's a draw!

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June 12, 2014, 7:14 a.m. -  robert

Mountain biker of course!

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June 12, 2014, 7:08 a.m. -  Phil Martin

Brilliant - dead heat as pedal power rocks the podium all ends up!

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June 12, 2014, 6:50 a.m. -  Rickybobby4410

What about track riding?

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June 12, 2014, 6:12 a.m. -  funny

Everyone wins, that was way funnier than I thought it was going to be. Good stuff!

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June 12, 2014, 5:26 a.m. -  Kenb321

Road biker with the "I saved a few grams, cuz mine are made of carbon" line.

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June 12, 2014, 8:31 a.m. -  Ian Bongard

cuse he is a weight wennie

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June 12, 2014, 4:01 a.m. -  Fresh bag of coffee

Why isn't cyclcocross represented? They'd be like the Beastie Boys of this battle.

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June 12, 2014, 12:35 a.m. -  Canberk Şen

but what about xc's?

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June 12, 2014, 12:04 a.m. -  scotch

the roadie lost before he started, can't move is skinny ass off to the shoulder he should just park it and stay home

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June 11, 2014, 10:33 p.m. -  Racin

road biker

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June 11, 2014, 10:21 p.m. -  Ben Gill

Mountain biker

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June 11, 2014, 10:11 p.m. -  Sonlam

Mountain bike!!! Screw hairless men and tights

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June 11, 2014, 8:45 p.m. -  Glen Gamboa

Mountain biker, even some roadies have taken their bikes to the dirt. And, I'll ride my endure bike to work and hit up some trails on the way home, thanks.

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June 11, 2014, 8:48 p.m. -  Glen Gamboa

*enduro

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June 11, 2014, 8:44 p.m. -  Darren Leslie

If we don't realise we are all brothers [HTML_REMOVED] sisters together, only the car drivers [HTML_REMOVED] trail hikers will win 🙂

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June 13, 2014, 12:40 a.m. -  MPA

It's not about winning or losing with the drivers and hikers. That's exactly the type of "us vs. them" posture that creates and perpetuates an acrimonious relationship between us and them. I used to have that mentality and unpleasant things occurred (I know, big surprise), but since changing my attitude to just being respectful and mindful (and simply being a cool cyclist, not some "me" vs. "you" jerky cyclist, I rarely have encounters anymore).

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June 13, 2014, 10:38 a.m. -  bradless

exactly

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June 13, 2014, 6:33 p.m. -  DIRTBURP

THAT BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS A MIRROR OF HOW YOU THINK. ITS A UNIVERSAL LAW.

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June 13, 2014, 9:11 p.m. -  Darren Leslie

Good point, I fully agree. Enjoy yourself and be respectful and considerate of all we encounter 🙂

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June 11, 2014, 7:05 p.m. -  Amliesimard

The mountain biker, all the way

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June 11, 2014, 6:40 p.m. -  Austin Larson

The road biker had better insults.

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