VIDEO

New Bike Day!

Date May 11, 2022

Some times the world sucks, and there's just not a whole lot you can do about it. Well, maybe except get a new bike! 'Cause you might be broke and alone but there’s rubber and chrome, and on new bike day we feel alive!

LYRICS

Woke up, fell out of bed
A splitting pain right through my head (uh)
Got nowhere I need to be
And my girlfriend broke up with me (oh no)

Got kicked out, got fired
Wanna do stuff but I’m too tired
At least my mother’s proud of me (no she’s not)

But it’s new bike day and I can’t be broken
It’s new bike day and I get to ride
I might be broke and alone but there’s rubber and chrome
On new bike day and I feel alive

Just flunked everything at school
And no one seems to think I'm cool
Can’t afford to fix my car
But I got shiny handlebars (oh yeah)

No money, no girlfriend
Feels like I’ve gone off the deep end
I guess the world’s just mad at me

But it’s new bike day and I can’t be broken
It’s new bike day and I get to ride
I might be broke and alone but there’s rubber and chrome
On new bike day and I feel alive

But it’s new bike day and I can’t be broken
It’s new bike day and I get to ride
I might be broke and alone but there’s rubber and chrome
On new bike day and I feel alive

New bike day
New bike day
New bike day

Yeah yeah

Tags: Music Video, Comedy, IFHT, New Bike Day
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Comments

Rowdy
Rowdy
1 week, 5 days ago
+1 Tremeer023

I guess they need to make money but that was gross.

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Coarsebass
Glenn Bergevin
1 week, 4 days ago
0

I noped out 2 seconds into the e bike ad.

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AlanB
AlanB
1 week, 4 days ago
0

I read the lyrics to the tune of "A Day In The Life". It sounded better.

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Straw
Straw
1 week, 3 days ago
0

That's a Pit Viper ad I think.  I liked the 2004 call-outs though, like that RM9 I think. Might even be the Wade Simmons model.  But I didn't watch the whole video after I saw 30 Pit Viper placements in the first 30 seconds.

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