Bigfoot Spotted in British Columbia
Conspiracy theorists rejoice! New evidence about Bigfoot has revealed some of his more peculiar habits…
According to the highly reputable site Wikipedia, Bigfoot is “the name given to an ape- or hominid-like creature that some people believe inhabits forests, mainly in the Pacific Northwest region of North America.” What isn’t explained throughout the entire article is his motives for owning a fatbike, nor his desire to race cyclocross with it. NSMB has obtained footage of the elusive forest-dweller via Jonathan Duncan, and is proud to bring you this clip:
While we may have gleaned some crucial information from the video, one question still remains: Does Bigfoot check his pressure by gauge or by feel?