James Wilson of Obsession: Bikes
is walking around talking to riders, directing traffic and generally making
sure everything is going as it should. It's 7:15 on the morning
of the Super D Ripper and he's been here for 45 minutes. Tents are
up, the Bean Around the World Coffee has just arrived and a fleet of Toyota
Trucks is all lined up - ready to shuttle riders up after the Rip, for
another lap or two or to retrieve vehicles. While everything clicks into
place there are some common elements missing; nobody is losing it
because their bike isn't perfect, or running off for one last nervous
movement - and, stranger still, everyone is smiling. After
removing their chains Team CLHT are posing for the cameras and taking
an occasional swig of Malt liquor while Ernie and his sidekick Crist are
shaking hands and kissing babies. It feels more like a festival
than a mountain bike race.
Actually it feels just like a Ripper. Riders are here to support
the NSMBA and raise some money for trail advocacy and maintenance while
riding with their buddies and making some new chums as well.
The Ripper Super D is a team event. You can ride it with one pal
or three but not solo. That's one element that makes it feel like
a great big group ride with a complete absence of attitude (but plenty
of good natured ribbing). Let the Ripping begin.
Jim Pattison Toyota brought out two 2008 Tundras and an
FJ Cruiser to help with the shuttling to go along with the nsmb.com and
Obsession: Bikes Tacomas. Photo ~ Cam McRae. Click to enlarge.
There are an infinite number of trail combinations you can put together
on the Shore but you'll find most folks operate with this mantra; more downhill,
better downhill. This is the ethos behind the Ripper Super D as well.
There are more direct routes down Seymour than the one we chose (this one
had 361 metres/1181 feet of climbing and 923 m/3028 feet of descending over
5.8km/3.6 miles - thanks Jeremy!) but not many that lead to more fun.
Yes there was some pushing but the gravitational rewards made it all worthwhile.
In fact I didn't hear a single complaint about the route - except on our
bulletin boards.
Straight outta Compton - with a detour through North Van:
The CLHT Unit (chainless hardtail) is resurrected without Barb and Smoke.
Left to right Connor Gillan, Brian Earle, Kenneth So and Steve Sheldon.
Photo ~ Cam McRae Click to enlarge.
Costumes didn't factor into our early North Shore Ripper discussions.
In fact we were too busy jumping through bureaucratic hoops to worry about
the fine print. It fits in perfectly with the Ripper ethos though
- it's about having a laugh at yourself and your mates and there's no way
you can take yourself too seriously dressed like the Tinman, Eminem, Ernie
Crist or the cast of ER. There were a few forces to be reckoned with
though. Gord Moreside and Greg Hayes dug out their skin suits from
the long defunct Westview Cycles, slid bananas into their chamois, strapped
on their V1 Pro helmets and pointed it downhill. They narrowly beat
out the Crist twins for best costume.

As a tribute to the man who has done more than any politician
for the North Shore trails these gents dressed up as Ernie Crist. They
even had a huge arsenal of Crist quotes about 'stunt biking.'
They rode the whole course wearing their masks as well. Stellar effort
lads Photo ~ Cam McRae Click
to enlarge.

The long term effects of Viagra abuse are clearly visible here.
Greg Hayes (L) and Gord Moreside point it for the camera.
Photo ~ Cam McRae Click to
enlarge.
I really appreciate the riders who go the extra mile. Ryan Walters
puts in that extra effort and on Saturday his surgical blues were accessorized
with latex gloves, blood stains, shoe covers and a mask. He and his
team from ER even rode most of the stunts that way. Dorothy - who
arrived in North Van from Kansas via Seattle (the Emerald City) was perfect
right down to the Ruby Slippers - although Toto missed the trip when she
clicked her heels.
Dorothy's Ruby Slippers were made by Shimano. Photo ~ Dan
Barham Click to enlarge.
Ryan Walters came to the Ripper straight from the operating
theatre. Photo ~ Dan
Barham Click to enlarge.
Part of the fun of any event is putting in some effort and
there were certainly some teams out to ride their best time. In fact
it seems like there were some scores to settle from last year.
Costumes weren't essential for a good time. Jeremy Schaab
leads his partner Clive Bolt through the opening boardwalk on CBC. Photo
~ Jenny Lee Silver
Click to enlarge.
Wade Simmons and Andrew Shandro have been huge supporters
of the Ripper. This is their busiest time of the year but they always
make time for a Ripper if they are in town. Andrew and Wade teamed
up with Steve Mitchell and Paul Kallish to set the fastest time of the day
- 36:00. After starting every single rider James Wilson and his compadres
on Team Obsession: Coffee dropped into CBC themselves. Jeff Boeda
was on a borrowed bike, Eron Calderbank had just built his new frame up
the night before but to my knowledge Arthur Gaillot was well prepared.
The lads covered the course in 38 minutes which was good enough for second
place - two minutes ahead of last year's winners, team 'Different Steeds,
Obsessed by any John Henry.' nsmb.com's first squad managed a solid fourth
place finish. Apparently three of our team lads were towing
the weakest link who shall go un-named here. I'll put Colin Miller's
name here instead. At least it wasn't me this year.
Shandro and Wade looked fresh after climbing up Ned's.
Photos ~ Cam McRae Click
to enlarge.
I heard several riders and volunteers (everyone is a volunteer
at the Ripper) say that this was the best Ripper yet. Sure the weather
co-operated and the trails were in good condition but it also seems our
little 'event series' has hit the next level. When the participants
take the reins of an event and point it where they want it to go you know
you're on to a good thing. The riders of the North Shore have marked
the Ripper as their own territory and as a result it's going places we never
thought possible and it's getting to be more fun every time.
Martin Newman of team 'Compliment Sandwich.' Their run
"started out well, then it sucked, but it finished well."
That is a compliment sandwich - bad news sandwiched between some sugar
coating. Photo ~ Dan
Barham Click to enlarge.
Much of the credit goes to the Ripper volunteers who have also taken
it to the next level this year - arranging registration, marshalling
set up and tear down and everything else. Even the lads from
Toyota volunteered their time to drive the vehicles for the after-Rip
shuttles. Without vollies the Rippers couldn't happen - so helmets
off to you! So far we've had record turn outs for every event
as well - and with increased sponsor support from Specialized, Jim
Pattison Toyota North Shore and Cycles Lambert to name just a few,
it looks like the Ripper is going to bring in a whack of cash for
the nsmbA in 2007.
The next Ripper is the CBC observed DH on June 2nd. For this
year we have extended the course to the bottom of Corkscrew - just
to add a little fun and arm pump. Registration will be up shortly
so don't delay - it's likely to sell out quickly.
We were lucky enough to have four lenses on the course so I'm going
to let the shots tell the story from here. See you on June 2nd.
Bella
Candela is our best after party location yet.
Great food and a fantastic vibe make it perfect. Photo ~
Cam McRae Click
to enlarge.
Team nsmb.com's groms, Ian Nelson and Dan Crowe-Hutchon
rolling through a nasty section on TNT. Dan rode the entire course
with a video camera strapped to his helmet.
Photo ~ Dan
Barham Click to enlarge.
Team Shuttlewhore was well represented once again
with three teams in the Super D. Here Anthony Thaulad negotiates
the boardwalk on CBC. Photo ~ Leigh Weitzel Click
to enlarge.
Dave Fortier (right) and Jonathan Garant had the
fastest time for two person teams. Photo ~ Cam
McRae Click to enlarge.
Team Munchkins A La Bike. From L to R - Dan
Gronross, Dorothy Luebke, Sven Luebke and Doug Chinnery. Photo
~ Jenny
Lee Silver Click to enlarge.
The fastest all female team on the course was team
Horny Chorney. They were also the only all female team. Eron
Chorney (left) came all the way from Morgan Hill Cali to represent
Specialized. Amber made the arduous trek from Lynn Valley.
Photo ~ Cam
McRae Click to enlarge.
Straight outta bike mag - a great shot Dan took
on his ladder. Photo ~ Dan
Barham Click to enlarge.
Rolling some of Jeremy Power's handiwork on CBC.
Photo ~ Jenny
Lee Silver Click to enlarge.
On top of being the Wizard (with Dorothy's hair)
for team Munchkin, Dieter Bahr and his crew did a huge amount of
trail work in preparation for the Super D. Photo ~
Dan
Barham Click to enlarge.
Ripper Super D Results 2007.
| # |
Start |
Finish |
Time |
First |
Last |
Cat |
Team Name |
| 949 |
9:52:00 |
10:30:00 |
0:38:00 |
Dave |
Fortier |
Men |
Jonathan
Garant |
| 860 |
9:52:00 |
10:30:00 |
0:38:00 |
Jonathan |
Garant |
Men |
Jonathan
Garant |
| 7187 |
9:42:00 |
10:21:00 |
0:39:00 |
Scott |
Croasdale |
Men |
Scott
Croasdale |
| 8567 |
9:42:00 |
10:21:00 |
0:39:00 |
Mark |
Zurbuchen |
Men |
Scott
Croasdale |
| 53 |
10:06:00 |
10:46:00 |
0:40:00 |
Jacques |
Godin |
Men |
Julien
Menard |
| 55 |
10:06:00 |
10:46:00 |
0:40:00 |
Julien |
Menard |
Men |
Julien
Menard |
| 5654 |
9:40:00 |
10:22:00 |
0:42:00 |
stephen |
bate |
Men |
ruckus
machine |
| 810 |
9:40:00 |
10:22:00 |
0:42:00 |
chris |
parr |
Men |
ruckus
machine |
| 928 |
9:46:00 |
10:29:00 |
0:43:00 |
Marc |
Zurbuchen |
Men |
Captain
Planet |
| 5629 |
9:46:00 |
10:29:00 |
0:43:00 |
Greg |
Grant |
Men |
Captain
Planet |
| 29 |
9:30:00 |
10:13:00 |
0:43:00 |
Jon |
Zammit |
Men |
Zammit |
| 14 |
9:30:00 |
10:13:00 |
0:43:00 |
Stefan |
Bohdonwk |
Men |
Zammit |
| 5905 |
9:26:00 |
10:10:00 |
0:44:00 |
daniel |
crowe-hutchon |
Men |
Super team |
| 875 |
9:26:00 |
10:10:00 |
0:44:00 |
Ian |
Nelson |
Men |
Super team |
| 944 |
9:32:00 |
10:18:00 |
0:46:00 |
Jeremy |
Schaab |
Men |
Pikey Mingers |
| 948 |
9:32:00 |
10:18:00 |
0:46:00 |
Clive |
Bolt |
Men |
Pikey Mingers |
| 960 |
9:58:00 |
10:45:00 |
0:47:00 |
Gord |
Moreside |
Men |
Team 80\'s |
| 5775 |
9:58:00 |
10:45:00 |
0:47:00 |
Greg |
Hayes |
Men |
Team 80\'s |
| 5878 |
9:28:00 |
10:16:00 |
0:48:00 |
Marc |
Cousineau |
Men |
Fox &
the Hound/Marc Cousineau |
| 6579 |
9:28:00 |
10:16:00 |
0:48:00 |
Kim |
Voduc |
Men |
Fox &
the Hound/Marc Cousineau |
| 953 |
9:44:00 |
10:34:00 |
0:50:00 |
Devin |
McPherson |
Men |
Team Argyle |
| 8701 |
9:44:00 |
10:34:00 |
0:50:00 |
Matt |
Liang |
Men |
Team Argyle |
| 816 |
10:00:00 |
10:53:00 |
0:53:00 |
Allan |
Dyck |
Men |
Allan Dyck |
| 945 |
10:00:00 |
10:53:00 |
0:53:00 |
Karl |
Scheffer |
Men |
Allan Dyck |
| 855 |
9:56:00 |
10:49:00 |
0:53:00 |
Dennis |
Richards |
Men |
Dennis Richards |
| 5626 |
9:56:00 |
10:49:00 |
0:53:00 |
John |
Lorenz |
Men |
Dennis Richards |
| 962 |
9:38:00 |
10:32:00 |
0:54:00 |
Jim |
Corrick |
Men |
french guy & a Fat guy |
| 415 |
9:38:00 |
10:32:00 |
0:54:00 |
James |
Healey |
Men |
french guy & a Fat guy |
| 5635 |
9:50:00 |
10:45:00 |
0:55:00 |
Chris |
Barker |
Men |
Numb Nuts |
| 985 |
9:50:00 |
10:45:00 |
0:55:00 |
John |
Merrett |
Men |
Numb Nuts |
| 982 |
9:54:00 |
10:49:00 |
0:55:00 |
Paul |
Maras-Hilling |
Men |
Paul Maras-Hilling |
| 5822 |
9:54:00 |
10:49:00 |
0:55:00 |
Zane |
Littrell |
Men |
Paul Maras-Hilling |
| 5899 |
9:34:00 |
10:44:00 |
1:10:00 |
Mathew |
Bond |
Men |
Uphill Tortoise.
. . Downhill Ninja! |
| 6634 |
9:34:00 |
10:44:00 |
1:10:00 |
Chris |
Campbell |
Men |
Uphill Tortoise.
. . Downhill Ninja! |
| 5633 |
10:02:00 |
10:45:00 |
0:43:00 |
Megan |
Hoodspith |
Mixed |
All Go or
No Go |
| 987 |
10:02:00 |
10:45:00 |
0:43:00 |
Guy |
McInnis |
Mixed |
All Go or
No Go |
| 21 |
10:40:00 |
11:34:00 |
0:54:00 |
Amiee |
Dunn |
Mixed |
Aimee |
| 17 |
10:40:00 |
11:34:00 |
0:54:00 |
Jordie |
Morros |
Mixed |
Aimee |
| 54 |
10:04:00 |
10:59:00 |
0:55:00 |
Christiane |
Godin |
Mixed |
Cory Howe |
| 5520 |
10:04:00 |
10:59:00 |
0:55:00 |
Cory |
Howe |
Mixed |
Cory Howe |
| 415 |
9:48:00 |
10:51:00 |
1:03:00 |
Marilee |
Stefiuk |
Mixed |
Colin Yarrow |
| 969 |
9:48:00 |
10:51:00 |
1:03:00 |
Colin |
Yarrow |
Mixed |
Colin Yarrow |
| 825 |
9:24:00 |
10:33:00 |
1:09:00 |
Matt |
Juhasz |
Mixed |
North Shore
Bike Shop |
| 5625 |
9:24:00 |
10:33:00 |
1:09:00 |
Helena |
Juhasz |
Mixed |
North Shore
Bike Shop |
| |
|
|
#REF! |
Eron |
Chorney |
Women |
Horney Chorney |
| 16 |
9:36:00 |
10:20:00 |
0:44:00 |
Amber |
Wilson |
Women |
Horney Chorneys |
| 50 |
10:32:00 |
11:08:00 |
0:36:00 |
Wade |
Simmons |
Men |
Team Whatever |
| 52 |
10:32:00 |
11:08:00 |
0:36:00 |
Andrew |
Shandro |
Men |
Team Whatever |
| 49 |
10:32:00 |
11:08:00 |
0:36:00 |
Steve |
Mitchel |
Men |
Team Whatever |
| 51 |
10:32:00 |
11:08:00 |
0:36:00 |
Paul |
Kallish |
Men |
Team Whatever |
| 8565 |
10:42:00 |
11:20:00 |
0:38:00 |
Arthur |
Gaillot |
Men |
Obsession:
Coffee |
| 6046 |
10:42:00 |
11:20:00 |
0:38:00 |
Jeff |
Boeda |
Men |
Obsession:
Coffee |
| 5692 |
10:42:00 |
11:20:00 |
0:38:00 |
James |
Wilson |
Men |
Obsession:
Coffee |
| 6793 |
10:42:00 |
11:20:00 |
0:38:00 |
Arron |
Calderbank |
Men |
Obsession:
Coffee |
| 22 |
10:28:00 |
11:08:00 |
0:40:00 |
Bryon |
Enns |
Men |
Different
Steeds, Obsessed by any John Henry |
| 5883 |
10:28:00 |
11:08:00 |
0:40:00 |
Tim |
Coleman |
Men |
Different
Steeds, Obsessed by any John Henry |
| 965 |
10:28:00 |
11:08:00 |
0:40:00 |
Eric |
Anderson |
Men |
Different
Steeds, Obsessed by any John Henry |
| 8593 |
10:28:00 |
11:08:00 |
0:40:00 |
Brian |
Brittain |
Men |
Different
Steeds, Obsessed by any John Henry |
| 8557 |
10:26:00 |
11:08:00 |
0:42:00 |
Ryan |
Newman |
Men |
NSMB1 |
| 6539 |
10:26:00 |
11:08:00 |
0:42:00 |
Eamonn |
Duignan |
Men |
NSMB1 |
| 18 |
10:26:00 |
11:08:00 |
0:42:00 |
Jerry |
Willows |
Men |
NSMB1 |
| 6017 |
10:26:00 |
11:08:00 |
0:42:00 |
Colin |
Miller |
Men |
NSMB1 |
| 6281 |
10:12:00 |
10:55:00 |
0:43:00 |
Greg |
Lo |
Men |
TSW#1/ Jarret
Beatty |
| 935 |
10:12:00 |
10:55:00 |
0:43:00 |
Jarrett |
Beatty |
Men |
TSW#1/ Jarret
Beatty |
| 958 |
10:12:00 |
10:55:00 |
0:43:00 |
Dave |
Hughes |
Men |
TSW#1/ Jarret
Beatty |
| 5915 |
10:12:00 |
10:55:00 |
0:43:00 |
Trevor |
Hawkins |
Men |
TSW#1/ Jarret
Beatty |
| 938 |
10:08:00 |
10:56:00 |
0:48:00 |
Vincent |
Beasse |
Men |
Ripper Dads |
| 11 |
10:08:00 |
10:56:00 |
0:48:00 |
Terry |
Walker |
Men |
Ripper Dads |
| 837 |
10:08:00 |
10:56:00 |
0:48:00 |
Arama |
Jillings |
Men |
Ripper Dads |
| 13 |
10:08:00 |
10:56:00 |
0:48:00 |
Alec |
Black |
Men |
Ripper Dads |
| 844 |
10:16:00 |
11:12:00 |
0:56:00 |
Paul |
Kim |
Men |
TSW #3 Powered
by Russell. Captain: Isaac |
| 7797 |
10:16:00 |
11:12:00 |
0:56:00 |
Isaac |
Melles |
Men |
TSW #3 Powered
by Russell. Captain: Isaac |
| 7334 |
10:16:00 |
11:12:00 |
0:56:00 |
Ashek |
Kreowski |
Men |
TSW #3 Powered
by Russell. Captain: Isaac |
| 6752 |
10:16:00 |
11:12:00 |
0:56:00 |
Aaron |
Bowman |
Men |
TSW #3 Powered
by Russell. Captain: Isaac |
| 6291 |
10:20:00 |
11:16:00 |
0:56:00 |
David |
Berkowitz |
Men |
Different
Bikes |
| 6288 |
10:20:00 |
11:16:00 |
0:56:00 |
Steven |
Fitzgerald |
Men |
Different
Bikes |
| 6622 |
10:20:00 |
11:16:00 |
0:56:00 |
Steve |
Bennett |
Men |
Different
Bikes |
| 6100 |
10:20:00 |
11:16:00 |
0:56:00 |
Paul |
Klawer |
Men |
Different
Bikes |
| 5630 |
10:34:00 |
11:37:00 |
1:03:00 |
Connor |
Gillan |
Men |
Team CLHT
Unit |
| 6794 |
10:34:00 |
11:37:00 |
1:03:00 |
Steve |
Sheldon |
Men |
Team CLHT
Unit |
| 416 |
10:34:00 |
11:37:00 |
1:03:00 |
Kenneth |
So |
Men |
Team CLHT
Unit |
| 550 |
10:34:00 |
11:37:00 |
1:03:00 |
Brian |
Earle |
Men |
Team CLHT
Unit |
| 25 |
10:14:00 |
11:18:00 |
1:04:00 |
Richard |
Moss |
Men |
Shuttlewhore/Anthony
Thaulad |
| 6292 |
10:14:00 |
11:18:00 |
1:04:00 |
Anthony |
Thaulad |
Men |
Shuttlewhore/Anthony
Thaulad |
| 5699 |
10:14:00 |
11:18:00 |
1:04:00 |
Chee |
Yang |
Men |
Shuttlewhore/Anthony
Thaulad |
| 947 |
10:14:00 |
11:18:00 |
1:04:00 |
Ken |
Bigelow |
Men |
Shuttlewhore/Anthony
Thaulad |
| 933 |
10:30:00 |
11:42:00 |
1:12:00 |
Andrew |
Brown |
Men |
Freetard |
| 5614 |
10:30:00 |
11:42:00 |
1:12:00 |
Jake |
Gowans |
Men |
Freetard |
| 7017 |
10:30:00 |
11:42:00 |
1:12:00 |
Julian |
Mclean |
Men |
Freetard |
| 6758 |
10:30:00 |
11:42:00 |
1:12:00 |
Nelson |
Mouellic |
Men |
Freetard |
| 825 |
9:22:00 |
10:09:00 |
0:47:00 |
Darren |
Butler |
Mixed |
Endless Biking |
| 5776 |
9:22:00 |
10:09:00 |
0:47:00 |
Shannon |
Moldowan |
Mixed |
Endless Biking |
| 812 |
9:22:00 |
10:09:00 |
0:47:00 |
Kelli |
Sherbinin |
Mixed |
Endless Biking |
| 5680 |
9:22:00 |
10:09:00 |
0:47:00 |
Jason |
Bond |
Mixed |
Endless Biking |
| 7994 |
10:10:00 |
11:04:00 |
0:54:00 |
Kevin |
Tafts |
Mixed |
Supa! |
| 7635 |
10:10:00 |
11:04:00 |
0:54:00 |
Danice |
Uyesugi |
Mixed |
Supa! |
| 925 |
10:10:00 |
11:04:00 |
0:54:00 |
Dale |
Anaka |
Mixed |
Supa! |
| 5640 |
10:10:00 |
11:04:00 |
0:54:00 |
Ryan |
Walters |
Mixed |
Supa! |
| 963 |
10:22:00 |
11:17:00 |
0:55:00 |
Richard |
Hall |
Mixed |
See More Locos |
| 78 |
10:22:00 |
11:17:00 |
0:55:00 |
Kyle |
Simpson |
Mixed |
See More Locos |
| 5631 |
10:22:00 |
11:17:00 |
0:55:00 |
Julie |
Kozier |
Mixed |
See More Locos |
| 5638 |
10:22:00 |
11:17:00 |
0:55:00 |
Michael |
Scholz |
Mixed |
See More Locos |
| 5882 |
10:24:00 |
11:24:00 |
1:00:00 |
Karaleen |
Westmoreland |
Mixed |
Deadly Viper
Assassination Squad |
| 7789 |
10:24:00 |
11:24:00 |
1:00:00 |
Joe |
Braz |
Mixed |
Deadly Viper
Assassination Squad |
| 6760 |
10:24:00 |
11:24:00 |
1:00:00 |
Dirk |
van der Walt |
Mixed |
Deadly Viper
Assassination Squad |
| 5797 |
10:24:00 |
11:24:00 |
1:00:00 |
Betty |
Birrell |
Mixed |
Deadly Viper
Assassination Squad |
| 9100 |
10:36:00 |
11:38:00 |
1:02:00 |
Martin |
Newman |
Mixed |
Compliment
Sandwich |
| 954 |
10:36:00 |
11:38:00 |
1:02:00 |
John |
Mepham |
Mixed |
Compliment
Sandwich |
|