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Specialized Ripper
2 - Team Pangor Relay (or solo) |
Something about this little 'race' series has been sort of magical. It sounds corny but there doesn't seem to be any other way to describe the rosy hue that has coloured each event regardless of the weather. I think I just put it together moments ago; my mind focussed by the clarity insomnia sometimes brings at five AM. Each of the five Rippers (three last year and two thus far this year) have felt like a celebration. Everyone has been friendly and social and seemingly happy to have stumbled upon the event.
I just realized that this shared bliss has everything to do with an awareness of our good fortune; the realization that we live in this unique place where our love of bicycles and trails is allowed to flower. We are blessed with dedicated trail builders who put thousands of hours of love and creativity into their narrow lines through the forest while working to lessen our impact on the surrounding forest. Our timing is pretty good as well and bike technology has finally begun to catch up with the madness of the trail builders. Perhaps we should be most grateful for the nsmbA - a group of volunteers dedicated to preserving our access to the trails, improving their condition and durability while still keeping a keen eye on our impact on the forest we love so much.
Maybe this is what had droves sign up on race day (not recommended - please pre-register) despite the pounding rain of the last event on Fromme; the fact that the Ripper is all about supporting the nsmbA and putting our race fees back into the trails we love so much.

The three amigos came out to Rip. Left to Right Andrew Shandro, Wade Simmons and Jonny Rockall. Photo ~ Cam McRae
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Andrew Shandro described the atmosphere best. "You get the fun of competition without all the stress and bullshit." I may be paraphrasing (the bullshit could be mine for example) but that's what he was getting at. The pre-race mood at the innaugural Pangor Relay was loose to say the least. My race memories involve at least one person losing it at the start, organizers scrambling and frowns, furrows and scowls on many brows. The buzz in the Old Buck lot was entirely dissimilar to this and everyone was having a good time whether they were wearing lycra, baggies or a braids. The Rippers haven't been blessed by the rain gods thus far but on Saturday the percip. stopped before the gun sounded. The trails were going to be slippery but nobody would be drenched this time around. |
![]() Brian Brittain aka 'innocent schoolgirl' won best costume. He did have braids but he wasn't 'Scottish' underneath that kilt. Photo ~ Cam McRae |

To begin with everyone lined up thinking it was going to be a regular start. J.F. Petit (in black nsmb jersey) had a TV crew from the French CBC following him around . Unfortunately he hit a rock in the creek and folded his frame. Photo ~ Cam McRae

James loves to give pre-race pep talks and his favourite part is explaining the last minute wrinkles he's put into the course. Photo ~ Cam McRae
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The best pedal interface for getting up the Old Buck - a steep and unforgiving pitch - clearly involves some sort of cleat and a narrow, stiff sole. That same footwear, when asked to negotiate rain-slicked asphalt becomes a liability. So while the finely tuned racers were tiptoeing around the parking lot, Tim from the Huckwagon put the hammer down and got the holeshot. Oddly enough Tim was actually riding a Holeshot from brodie - a sturdy hardtail that probably weighed in at north of 35 lbs. Tim knew he wasn't going be bidding for first at the top of the climb - he just took the lead for the thrill of it |
![]() Tim from the Huckwagon got the holeshot on his Holeshot. Photo ~ Cam McRae |

Wade Simmon's partner Mike Hunter was first to the top and nobody was going to catch Wade on home turf. Photo ~ David Ferguson

Peter Morin, the restorer of Upper Oilcan, did the downhill on his barends. His unconventional cockpit seems to work for him. Photo ~ David Ferguson

Stop having fun - this is a race.Jim Meldrum couldn't conceal his glee. Photo ~ David Ferguson

Team nsmb rider Jerry Willows rode the climb and the downhill solo - on a burly 50 lb Demo 9. He was 6th out of 13 riders who soloed and he won the prize for heaviest bike. Photo ~ David Ferguson

With the addition of Ryan Hayes we now have 3 Ryans on team nsmb. Two competed in Saturday's Ripper but none finished. Newman's partner was J.F who broke his frame and Schnepf (above) who lives in Kelowna got lost despite the marshalls yelling at him. He shall be known as Wrong Way Ryan from this day forward.. Photo ~ David Ferguson

Despite being a year older Daniel Crowe-Hutchon again managed to be the youngest ripper. Photo ~ David Ferguson
| nsmb partner (and periodic marketing consultant) Pete Roggeman isn't always known for pulling his weight. Some (not moi) have even accused him of shirking responsibilities that fail to further his interests. This Saturday his detractors were left speechless as Pete came up big. On his way to meetings in San Francisco from Lugano Switzerland, Pete found himself in Vancouver for 48 hours. With a little encouragement he made the call and registered for the Ripper - jet lag be damned. Pete didn't know his partner David Kvick but it turns out Kvick is - well - he's quick damnit - and he was 3rd man up the mountain. This left Pete starting right behind Jonny Rockall and Wade Simmons with speedy downhillers Wayne Parsons (winner of Ripper 1 on Fromme) and Jeff Bryson breathing down on him. Pete gave up a few places but still managed a very solid top 10 finish. Way to go Pete. I don't care what anybody says - I think you're a stand up guy. Most of the time. |
![]() Pete Roggeman riding a Fox 36 Van RC2 - the 2006 coil-sprung version of the 36. Photo ~ David Ferguson |

Who can get enough of schoolgirls in stinky bike gear? Brian Brittain looked just as good coming as she did going. Photo ~ David Ferguson
| Christine Platt used to race at the highest level. Then she had a couple of kids (with Andrew Shandro) and hung up her pro-elite bib shorts. She still rides whenever she can though and on Saturday we found out she's still ridiculously fit. The Shandros were the only husband and wife team entered and the came a very close second to the one-two punch of Eron 'Chornstar' Chorney (who climbed) and team nsmb's Eamonn Duignan. Team Shandro was 10th overall (Andrew made up 7 places on the way down) out of 48 finishers. The downhill course was pretty straightforward; it began at the top of Pingu and then rolled into Team Pangor. Of course James wasn't about to let things finish there - particularly because downhill finishes are dangerous - so riders had to hump up a particularly schnarby section of Bridal Path before crossing the line and then collapsing in a heap. |
![]() Andrew Shandro chose casual attire for the Ripper. Notice the Manitou Travis fork on his Trek. Photo ~ David Ferguson |
| James Shellard, riding for Dizzy Cycles, was the first solo rider across the line. He was 8th up the hill and then ended up 12th overall. James timed his own performance and apparently did the entire loop in 36 minutes. A word to the wise; with the exception of the CBC event which will be timed, the Rippers aren't about the clock. If you want to know your time wear a watch and keep track yourself. Timing equipment is one of the elements that sucks the life out of races and we're keen to keep this one as a Ripper. |
![]() James Shellard was the solo hero. I didn't know they still made half-finger gloves. Photo ~ David Ferguson |

Raglan's turned out to be the perfect size this time around. Everyone had a great time - some of us a little too great. Beware of Paul Kim when there is tequila around. Photo ~ Cam McRae
Big thanks to everyone who came out to rip, to the volunteers who were bloody great and to all the sponsors listed below - especially Bean Around the World and Cowboy Coffee for keeping everyone caffeinated. The trailbuilders of course deserve the largest helping of thanks along with the great people from North Shore Search and Rescue who kept our minds at ease. Big props to David Ferguson as well for his fine lensmanship.
James Wilson is the madman who came up with the Ripper concept and his energy, enthusiasm and the purity of his vision keep it evolving and on track. Roll into Dizzy Cycles at 1st and Lonsdale in North Van and say hi to him. James loves to make new friends. James and I are pretty busy running businesses which leaves Sharon Bader of the nsmba to take care of many of the details and legwork. Things went off without a hitch so she obviously did a great job.
This little race series is getting to be more fun every time. If you haven't come out to one - especially if you have never raced a bike in your life - do yourself a favour and register online.
You'll be glad you did.
Final Results.
| Team Results DH rider/Climber | Uphill Placings only. |
| 1 | Wade Simmons/Mike Hunter | Men | 1 | Mike Hunter |
| 2 | Johnny Rockall/Kevin Calhoon | Men | 2 | Kevin Calhoon |
| 3 | Jason Winters/Michael Judge | Men | 3 | David Kvick |
| 4 | Wayne Parsons/Matt Klymson | Men | 4 | Michael Judge |
| 5 | Kevin LandryMatt Juhasz | Men | 5 | Matt Juhasz |
| 6 | Jay Bond/Ben Schmidt | Men | 6 | Ben Schmidt |
| 7 | Jeff Bryson/Shawn Vondiebitsch | Men | 7 | Matt Klymson |
| 8 | Pete Roggeman/David Kvick | Men | 8 | James Shellard |
| 9 | Eamonn Duignan/Eron Chorney | Mixed | 9 | Shawn Vondiebitsch |
| 10 | Andrew Shandro/Christine Platty-Shandro | Mixed | 10 | Patrick Thrift |
| 11 | Brett Gossman/Jay Thompson | Men | 11 | Brian Berg |
| 12 | James Shellard | Men | 12 | Jay Thompson |
| 13 | Steven Bauer/Brad Marchant | Men | 13 | Eron Chorney |
| 14 | Bryon Enns | Men | 14 | Jonathan Gormick |
| 15 | Richard Jarman/Adrian Mccardle | Men | 15 | Rod Dagneau |
| 16 | Brian Brittain/Ian Parker | Youth/men | 16 | Bryon Enns |
| 17 | Rod Dagneau | Men | 17 | Christine Shandro |
| 18 | Chris Gravel/Gary Tosh | Men | 18 | Brad Marchant |
| 19 | Adam Jillings/Glenn Thompson | Men | 19 | Ray Lachance |
| 20 | Peter Morin/Brian Berg | Men | 20 | Mark Husken |
| 21 | Phil Howard/Mark Husken | Men | 21 | Christy Love |
| 22 | Terry Evans/Christy Love | Mixed | 22 | Ian Parker |
| D23 | Gordon Longden/Ray Lachance | Men | 23 | Dave Bishop |
| D24 | Terry Walker/Dave Bishop | Men | 24 | Adrian Mccardle |
| 25 | Megan Hoodspith/Kelly Jones | Women | 25 | Kelly Jones |
| 26 | Jonathan Gormick | Men | 26 | Gary Tosh |
| 27 | Patrick Thrift | Men | 27 | Glenn Thompson |
| 28 | Daniel Crowe Hutchon/Matt Diemer | Under 18 | 28 | Alexandria Watson |
| 29 | Dean Payne/Alexandria Watson | Mixed | 29 | Sylvain Turcotte |
| 30 | Kevin Tafts/Robert Trent | Men | 30 | Matt Diemer |
| 31 | Vincent Beasse/Jonathan Wong | Men | 31 | Thomas Omoore |
| 32 | Stuart Loewen/Michelle Newton | Mixed | 32 | Michelle Newton |
| 33 | Galen Omoore/Thomas Omoore | Youth/men | 33 | Jim Meldrum |
| DNF | Ryan Newman/Jean-franc | Men | 34 | Robert Trent |
| 34 | Steve Reitenbach/Darren McClelland | Men | 35 | Jerry Willows |
| 35 | Jerry Willows | Men | 36 | Peter Reid |
| 36 | Colin Campbell/Peter Reid | Men | 37 | Jonathan Wong |
| 38 | Colin Miller | Men | 38 | Darren McClelland |
| 39 | Jonathan Maras/Paul Maras-hilling | Men | 39 | Isaac Melles |
| 40 | Paul H.S.Kim/Isaac Melles | Men | 40 | Paul Maras-hilling |
| 41 | Jim Meldrum | Men | 41 | Colin Miller |
| 42 | Darrion Campbell/Natascha Reid | Mixed | 42 | Nelson Mouellic |
| 43 | Paul Hales | Men | 43 | Paul Hales |
| 44 | Nelson Mouellic | Men | 44 | Natascha Reid |
| 45 | Tim Petrescue | Men | 45 | Tim Petrescue |
| 46 | Dean Wilkes | Men | 46 | Lance Carroll |
| 47 | Lance Carroll | Men | 47 | Dean Wilkes |
| dnf | Ryan Schnepf/Sylvain Turcotte | Men | dnf | Jean-franc Petit |
| Aqua = solo Men | Yellow = Mixed | Green =Under 18 | Fuschia = Women | Grey = Youth/Men |
Next time I think we'll hand out a nice prize for the rider who travels the farthest just to rip CBC on May 28th. Be sure to let us know where you came from at the after party so you can claim your booty. We'll make it worth the trip - even without any prizes.
To read Trisha Petrella's excellent Ripper 1 report click here.
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Register for the CBC Ripper on May 28th or the Triple Crown on July 9th.
Cam McRae































