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Is that a F#cking Potato?!

Ditch Those Bars

There are alternatives to eating $10 worth of pre-packaged future-sh!t on a ride – maybe even real food…

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GIVE ME FREE SH!T!

Ask Uncle Dave

“What is the width of the handlebars on my bike? I’m sitting on the sofa and am too lazy to do this myself…”

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50 Ways to Leave your Bicycle

How To Crash Your Bike

“I have this hope that identifying crash mechanisms and codifying them might keep me safe – but I have no idea if this is true…”

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How Many Bikes Should I Own?

Ask Uncle Dave

Uncle Dave doesn’t believe in either N+1 or S-1 – he has his own unhappy formula to keep him dissatisfied with the bikes in his garage…

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What’s Fair as a Bike Reviewer?

Words - Andrew Major

Should a bike reviewer do a World Cup Racer level build on a test bike or ride it the way 95% of riders would…

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12 Speed: Progress Or Excess?

Ask Uncle Dave?

“And then I’d hit them right in the [email protected] face with a totally unexpected doozy of a change that required all sorts of really fancy, expensive sh!t…”

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Dorking Up MTB

MTB Mistakes I Made

“My path to mountain biking mediocrity was a bumpy and circuitous one – largely because I’m a stubborn SOB…”

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Uncle Dave Has a Booboo

Ask Uncle Dave

“I hit the ground like a sack of discarded pornography mistakenly shipped to a Salt Lake City Safeway…”

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Should I Bribe My Wife With Cake?

Ask Uncle Dave

“Since then, I’ve been bribing her with cake on increasingly difficult climbing tasks, cleaning them every time…”

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Find Me a Job to Pay for Sweet Bikes

Ask Uncle Dave

“Not child labour bad – more like privileged child with a distorted worldview having his dreams crushed kind of bad…”

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Chill vibes from Della Creek

Good times, great riding

“…Spring is coming on hard in BC and that means road trip time. Good vibes all around in this little beauty from Della Creek.”

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Uncle Dave – Commencal Frame Winner!

Awesome Winning Question

“I can hold my breath underwater for four hours, chew a shark’s head off with my bare teeth, put a bullet through a gnat’s ass at two miles…”

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I Broke My Face and My Balls Left Me

Ask Uncle Dave

“I debated how to answer this question. Earnestly? Sarcastically? Satirically? I finally decided on Scholarly…”

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SRAM XX1 & X01 Eagle 12spd!

10-50t 12spd is here

SRAM continues to own the 1x arms race upping both cogs and teeth and making Japanese engineers angry…

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MEC Dirt Search

Spreading the stoke

MEC Dirt Search is a Canada-wide contest that awards $10,000 each towards trailbuilding to one group in the East and one in the West.

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